Tomcebjam is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, two-faced centipede.

Tomcebjam created the universe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tomcebjam, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Tomcebjam, he will manifest in front of you.

Tomcebjam's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Tomcebjam's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your feet with black markings.

2. Do not study nucleic acids on holy days.

3. You must pray to Tomcebjam six times a day.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Retreat if four dolphins approach from the east.