Talingyart is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, weak dragon.

Talingyart created water five billion years ago.

If you believe in Talingyart, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Talingyart, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Talingyart's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Talingyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt voles.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about snails.