Bassjamloop is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, merciless dugong.

Bassjamloop created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bassjamloop, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bassjamloop, it will destroy your favourite star.

Bassjamloop's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Bassjamloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Bassjamloop's name in vain.

2. Never wear yellow ear rings.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.