Feblargfum is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, omniscient wyvern.

Feblargfum created the Sol system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Feblargfum, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Feblargfum, she will throw large rocks at you.

Feblargfum's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Feblargfum's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching gold.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Never talk about enzymes.

4. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

5. Never speak of fate in the presence of priests.