Wadbadflan is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, intelligent wombat.

Wadbadflan created the planet Earth five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadbadflan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wadbadflan, she will throw large rocks at you.

Wadbadflan's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Wadbadflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Run away from purple turtles, for they are unholy.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not kill capybaras.

5. Always pray immersed in water.