Kipyogjad is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, calm wyvern.

Kipyogjad created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipyogjad, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kipyogjad, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Kipyogjad's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Kipyogjad's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Kipyogjad.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Never think about electromagnetism near nematodes while wearing red rings and balancing six carbon spheres on your legs.

4. Kipyogjad loves voles, so they must be honoured.

5. Run away from purple aardvarks, for they are unholy.