Godgaddun is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, irritating jaguar.

Godgaddun created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godgaddun, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Godgaddun, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Godgaddun's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Godgaddun's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into green rooms.

2. Never think about thermodynamics near pigs while wearing purple shorts and balancing four aluminium spheres on your feet.

3. Never wear yellow kilts.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not name children after tapirs.