Jigpasraw is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, almighty goat.

Jigpasraw created an atom three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jigpasraw, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jigpasraw, he will turn you into a duck.

Jigpasraw's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Jigpasraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not keep nine bats in a large pit.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near badgers while wearing black coats and balancing five nickel spheres on your face.