Limfenvol is a god.

He takes the form of a large, compassionate shark.

Limfenvol created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Limfenvol, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Limfenvol, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Limfenvol's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Limfenvol's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

4. Do not dye your hair orange.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.