Stiplegmutgabmon Rowmilmet is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, sage wasp.

Stiplegmutgabmon Rowmilmet created an up quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Stiplegmutgabmon Rowmilmet, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Stiplegmutgabmon Rowmilmet, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Stiplegmutgabmon Rowmilmet's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Stiplegmutgabmon Rowmilmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stiplegmutgabmon Rowmilmet.

5. Put Stiplegmutgabmon Rowmilmet first in all things.