Sogorttig is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, conceited crow.

Sogorttig created the Sun eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogorttig, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sogorttig, she will turn you into a puffin.

Sogorttig's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Sogorttig's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

2. Always help sick mice.

3. Do not place rice upon stone.

4. Never think about electromagnetism.

5. Never laugh near nematodes.