Weg is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, bad-tempered hydra.

Weg created a photon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weg, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Weg, she will turn you into a goat.

Weg's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Weg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight moths in a large pit.

2. Do not drink water in white rooms.

3. Run away if four nematodes approach from the west.

4. Never feed aubergines to cats while wearing skirts.

5. Do not listen to music.