Dudgepdib is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, two-faced dolphin.

Dudgepdib created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudgepdib, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dudgepdib, she will be very sad.

Dudgepdib's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Dudgepdib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Dudgepdib on top of all buildings.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Worship no other gods but Dudgepdib.

5. Never speak of balance in the presence of elders.