Bifcudab Flanhimfot is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-confident hedgehog.

Bifcudab Flanhimfot created oxygen six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifcudab Flanhimfot, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bifcudab Flanhimfot, it will jump up and down on your head.

Bifcudab Flanhimfot's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Bifcudab Flanhimfot's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat melons.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near bats while wearing red scarves and balancing six silicon spheres on your legs.

3. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Bifcudab Flanhimfot in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not fashion tools from nickel.

5. Do not prepare parsnips while filled with envy.