Sakfatfob is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, quiet guinea pig.

Sakfatfob created a charm quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sakfatfob, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Sakfatfob, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Sakfatfob's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Sakfatfob's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peanuts.

2. Remain prostrate during prayer.

3. Never chant in the presence of cats.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Always wash your arms before prayer.