Gadbednurt is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, tiresome tortoise.

Gadbednurt created gold seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadbednurt, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gadbednurt, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gadbednurt's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Gadbednurt's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

2. Hide if nine sharks approach from the south.

3. Never prepare grapes during summer.

4. Do not gather at towers at midnight.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.