Vedrakwabgov is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, witless faun.

Vedrakwabgov created energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vedrakwabgov, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vedrakwabgov, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Vedrakwabgov's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Vedrakwabgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist balance.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Vedrakwabgov must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

5. Always treat great tits with great respect.