Kansigwat is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, caring bird.

Kansigwat created gold three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kansigwat, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kansigwat, it will not care.

Kansigwat's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Kansigwat's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. You must love Kansigwat.

4. Never think ill of sick mice.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kansigwat.