Tafmanbop is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, charitable aardvark.

Tafmanbop created a bottom quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tafmanbop, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tafmanbop, she will laugh at you.

Tafmanbop's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Tafmanbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics near goats while wearing white ear rings and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your back.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Tafmanbop in the centre of the settlement.

4. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never talk about nucleic acids.