Hublidgom is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, sage crab.

Hublidgom created a quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hublidgom, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hublidgom, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Hublidgom's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Hublidgom's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain skirts during rituals.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Heed all visions.

5. Always remove stockings before touching titanium.