Farxucktarghim is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, amazing skunk.

Farxucktarghim created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Farxucktarghim, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Farxucktarghim, she will not care.

Farxucktarghim's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Farxucktarghim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear indigo clothing.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always wear green.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.