Bodgom is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, passionate donkey.

Bodgom created a top quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodgom, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bodgom, she will destroy your home planet.

Bodgom's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Bodgom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Bodgom in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

3. Never write about dark energy.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.
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