Fabbegtailfab is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, flying hedgehog.

Fabbegtailfab created humanity seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabbegtailfab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fabbegtailfab, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fabbegtailfab's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Fabbegtailfab's Holy Commandments

1. Fabbegtailfab must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never discuss cell theory in public assemblies.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always treat gulls with great respect.

5. Always wear plain tights during rituals.