Hamzentad Bitarfhak is a god.
He takes the form of a heavy, irritating
dog.
Hamzentad Bitarfhak created a photon four years ago.
If you believe in
Hamzentad Bitarfhak, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Hamzentad Bitarfhak, he will cry a lot.
Hamzentad Bitarfhak's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.
Hamzentad Bitarfhak's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hamzentad Bitarfhak.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Never play with disobedient children.