Banbagrak is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, bad-tempered hamster.

Banbagrak created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Banbagrak, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Banbagrak, he will send minions to preach to you.

Banbagrak's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Banbagrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching gold.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Run away from cyan eagles, for they are unholy.

5. Do not dye your hair green.