Ruttlatgod is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, confident pigeon.

Ruttlatgod created an up quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttlatgod, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Ruttlatgod, it will refuse to believe in you.

Ruttlatgod's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Ruttlatgod's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near shrews while wearing turquoise ear rings and balancing nine nickel spheres on your face.

4. Do not consume peanuts at dawn.

5. Do not listen to music.