Bomcabran is a god.
He takes the form of a slim, resourceful
weasel.
Bomcabran created a down quark eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bomcabran, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Bomcabran, he will turn you into a mouse.
Bomcabran's most sacred site is Camon in France.
Bomcabran's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat pineapples.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Never hop near gulls.
4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.
5. Always take life seriously.