Budcutvin is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, pitiless wolf.

Budcutvin created dark energy two years ago.

If you believe in Budcutvin, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Budcutvin, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Budcutvin's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Budcutvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

3. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Budcutvin on top of all buildings.

5. Shun those given to vanity.