Fabkikyarl is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, quiet dryad.

Fabkikyarl created the universe four years ago.

If you believe in Fabkikyarl, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fabkikyarl, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fabkikyarl's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Fabkikyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple pigs, for they are unholy.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not travel during summer.

5. Do not drink alcohol.