Hatrulbug is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, tranquil donkey.

Hatrulbug created a strange quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hatrulbug, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hatrulbug, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Hatrulbug's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Hatrulbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chromosomes.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not eat onions.

4. Never eat pineapples.

5. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.