Hugdutloop is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, ruthless jaguar.

Hugdutloop created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Hugdutloop, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Hugdutloop, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Hugdutloop's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Hugdutloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sprint in public.

2. Run away if five badgers approach from the south.

3. Never prepare rice during spring.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Never fashion tools from clay.