Vol Largarnyar is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, emotional crane.

Vol Largarnyar created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vol Largarnyar, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vol Largarnyar, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vol Largarnyar's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Vol Largarnyar's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

5. Never think about stars.
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