Timnegmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, effective toad.

Timnegmeg created an up quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Timnegmeg, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Timnegmeg, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Timnegmeg's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Timnegmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near sharks while wearing white rings and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your arms.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.