Yattquamfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, benevolent frog.

Yattquamfarn created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yattquamfarn, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yattquamfarn, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Yattquamfarn's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Yattquamfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all signs.

2. Never fashion tools from bone.

3. Never gather three eagles near bridges.

4. Do not speak of the weak nuclear force near sacred fires.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.