Narvennib is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, annoying armadillo.

Narvennib created Europe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narvennib, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Narvennib, she will destroy your home planet.

Narvennib's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Narvennib's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about hamsters.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Run away if three shrews approach from the west.