Rutappgut is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, cheerful owl.

Rutappgut created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutappgut, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rutappgut, he will send minions to preach to you.

Rutappgut's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Rutappgut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never handle aluminium while unclean.

4. Never wear brown shirts.

5. Never talk about dark energy near birds while wearing fawn coats.