Liklennanveen is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, dishonest newt.

Liklennanveen created water three million years ago.

If you believe in Liklennanveen, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Liklennanveen, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Liklennanveen's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Liklennanveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Ants are not to be trusted.

3. Run away if three mites approach from the north.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.