Bithonvog is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, bad-tempered coyote.

Bithonvog created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bithonvog, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bithonvog, he will turn you into a worm.

Bithonvog's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Bithonvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not name children after monkeys.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near snakes while wearing white hats and balancing four lead spheres on your head.

4. Do not kill geese.

5. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Bithonvog in the centre of the settlement.