Nigcadgub is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, blissful hippopotamus.

Nigcadgub created humankind eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigcadgub, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nigcadgub, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Nigcadgub's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Nigcadgub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at doors at dusk.

2. Always count to four before sleeping.

3. Do not contemplate solid mechanics during the night.

4. Worship no other gods but Nigcadgub.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.