Quatnelhatyatveendussgil Vagfenjarn
is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, fussy
gnu
.
Quatnelhatyatveendussgil Vagfenjarn
created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Quatnelhatyatveendussgil Vagfenjarn
, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Quatnelhatyatveendussgil Vagfenjarn
, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Quatnelhatyatveendussgil Vagfenjarn's
most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.
Quatnelhatyatveendussgil Vagfenjarn's Holy Commandments
1. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.
2. Never skip in the presence of otters.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.
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