Nabvanstigfut is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-confident aardvark.

Nabvanstigfut created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabvanstigfut, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nabvanstigfut, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Nabvanstigfut's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Nabvanstigfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not kill manatees.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Never write about enzymes.

5. Do not wear hats marked with white.