Mitlanfot is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fast crocodile.

Mitlanfot created the world six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitlanfot, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mitlanfot, it will send minions to preach to you.

Mitlanfot's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Mitlanfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

2. Always treat sharks with great respect.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

5. Always count to three before sleeping.