Mitlanfot is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fast
crocodile.
Mitlanfot created the world six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Mitlanfot, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Mitlanfot, it will send minions to preach to you.
Mitlanfot's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.
Mitlanfot's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.
2. Always treat sharks with great respect.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.
5. Always count to three before sleeping.