Yogtonk is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, fussy wombat.

Yogtonk created the Sol system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogtonk, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yogtonk, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Yogtonk's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Yogtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured mice.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never think ill of sick badgers.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.