Yogtonk is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, fussy
wombat.
Yogtonk created the Sol system nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yogtonk, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Yogtonk, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Yogtonk's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.
Yogtonk's Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured mice.
2. Do not dye your hair green.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Never think ill of sick badgers.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.