Zimripced is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, able dragon.

Zimripced created gold seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimripced, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Zimripced, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Zimripced's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Zimripced's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.