Sandomin Jadzagjap Vegcimyakhotvolvonflab
is a god.
It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witty
troll
.
Sandomin Jadzagjap Vegcimyakhotvolvonflab
created the Cigar Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sandomin Jadzagjap Vegcimyakhotvolvonflab
, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Sandomin Jadzagjap Vegcimyakhotvolvonflab
, it will turn you into a slug.
Sandomin Jadzagjap Vegcimyakhotvolvonflab's
most sacred site is Shengyou in China.
Sandomin Jadzagjap Vegcimyakhotvolvonflab's Holy Commandments
1. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.
2. Never hurt frogs.
3. Never sprint in holy places.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Never mention squirrels.
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