Legkinsad is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, selfish dryad.

Legkinsad created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legkinsad, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Legkinsad, he will turn you into a slug.

Legkinsad's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Legkinsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. You must never eat garlic.

3. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Legkinsad in the centre of the settlement.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.