Gomlatnig is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, emotional snail.

Gomlatnig created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomlatnig, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gomlatnig, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gomlatnig's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Gomlatnig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

2. Always wash your arms before prayer.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Gomlatnig in the centre of the settlement.