Kombenpodpib is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, ruthless chinchilla.

Kombenpodpib created the Milkyway twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kombenpodpib, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kombenpodpib, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Kombenpodpib's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Kombenpodpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of shrews.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Kombenpodpib loves mice, so they must be respected.

4. Always treat pigs with great respect.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.