Flabdumham is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, tranquil ferret.

Flabdumham created the world seven million years ago.

If you believe in Flabdumham, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Flabdumham, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Flabdumham's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Flabdumham's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not take Flabdumham's name in vain.

3. Do not keep seven mites in a large pit.

4. Never point your feet toward the east during prayer.

5. Never talk about comets.