Bendapnab is a god.
He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, boastful
swallow.
Bendapnab created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bendapnab, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Bendapnab, he will laugh at you.
Bendapnab's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.
Bendapnab's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Bendapnab.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Never feed turnips to grasshopers while wearing jumpers.
4. Do not keep eight otters in a large pit.
5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.