Bendapnab is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, boastful swallow.

Bendapnab created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bendapnab, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bendapnab, he will laugh at you.

Bendapnab's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Bendapnab's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Bendapnab.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never feed turnips to grasshopers while wearing jumpers.

4. Do not keep eight otters in a large pit.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.