Wegyatfig is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, deceitful hedgehog.

Wegyatfig created the Sombrero Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegyatfig, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wegyatfig, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Wegyatfig's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Wegyatfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into magenta rooms.

2. Never feed nuts to frogs while wearing stockings.

3. Do not consume figs at dawn.

4. Never chant in the presence of elders.

5. Do not place cucumbers upon stone.