Nurlnanrip is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awesome dog.

Nurlnanrip created Europe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlnanrip, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nurlnanrip, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Nurlnanrip's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Nurlnanrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lemons to great tits while wearing black jumpers.

2. Do not hurt dolphins.

3. Always help rats.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Never think about galaxies.