Tafbep is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, idiotic chicken.

Tafbep created a charm quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tafbep, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tafbep, it will turn you into a hamster.

Tafbep's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Tafbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach forests carrying stone.

2. Never remain prostrate during dusk.

3. Never discuss photosynthesis in public assemblies.

4. Do not contemplate dark matter during the night.

5. Never prepare peas during autumn.