Bonksanmif is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, witty hamster.

Bonksanmif created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonksanmif, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bonksanmif, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bonksanmif's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Bonksanmif's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

2. Always help birds in need.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bonksanmif.