Binpopkar is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, conceited meerkat.

Binpopkar created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binpopkar, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Binpopkar, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Binpopkar's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Binpopkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed pineapples to pigs while wearing ear rings.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Binpopkar.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.
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