Vonkpogwod is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, unjust penguin.

Vonkpogwod created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonkpogwod, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vonkpogwod, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vonkpogwod's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Vonkpogwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always help sick horses.

4. Do not place rice upon stone.

5. Always store cucumbers above ground.