Omtzodlarg is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awe-inspiring dragonfly.

Omtzodlarg created silver two billion years ago.

If you believe in Omtzodlarg, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Omtzodlarg, she will turn you into a slug.

Omtzodlarg's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Omtzodlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never talk about dark matter.

3. Hide if nine hamsters approach from the west.

4. Never hurt manatees.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.