Betvonflam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, merciless badger.

Betvonflam created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Betvonflam, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Betvonflam, it will not care at all.

Betvonflam's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Betvonflam's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five geese approach from the north.

2. Never speak at dusk.

3. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

4. Never adorn your back with magenta markings.

5. Do not study horizontal gene transfer on holy days.