Betveenwan is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, kind dove.

Betveenwan created gold four years ago.

If you believe in Betveenwan, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Betveenwan, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Betveenwan's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Betveenwan's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow mites to witness sacred rites.

2. Never feed lots of spinach to otters while wearing pink hats.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Run away from violet hamsters, for they are unholy.

5. Remain bowed during prayer.