Parkbessfid is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, dishonest naga.

Parkbessfid created humankind nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parkbessfid, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Parkbessfid, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Parkbessfid's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Parkbessfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of elders.

2. Always look after injured horses.

3. Worship no other gods but Parkbessfid.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

5. Put Parkbessfid first in all things.