Kamnellbat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, vain jaguar.

Kamnellbat created humanity three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamnellbat, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kamnellbat, it will try to impress you with trees.

Kamnellbat's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Kamnellbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never eat rice.

3. Learn eight new languages a year.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never hurt sheep.
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