Gupnutsand is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, merciless ant.

Gupnutsand created the Milkyway five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gupnutsand, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gupnutsand, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gupnutsand's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Gupnutsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about lentils.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Never paint your legs blue.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Gupnutsand.