Mangovruljenlapbaf is a god.

She takes the form of a small, irritating crocodile.

Mangovruljenlapbaf created water eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mangovruljenlapbaf, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mangovruljenlapbaf, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Mangovruljenlapbaf's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Mangovruljenlapbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Put Mangovruljenlapbaf first in all things.

3. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

4. Always obey Mangovruljenlapbaf's priests.

5. Always help hamsters.