Negxenbusget is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, all-powerful hyena.

Negxenbusget created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Negxenbusget, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Negxenbusget, she will throw large rocks at you.

Negxenbusget's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Negxenbusget's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Erect four silver sculptures of Negxenbusget on top of important buildings.

3. Never mention mice.

4. You must pray to Negxenbusget five times a day.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.