Cidvincub is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, humane naga.

Cidvincub created the planet Earth nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidvincub, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cidvincub, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cidvincub's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Cidvincub's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick monkeys.

2. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always help frogs.

4. Always help horses in need.

5. Do not shave your back.