Hentarlan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, omniscient warg.

Hentarlan created energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hentarlan, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hentarlan, she will remove you from existence.

Hentarlan's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Hentarlan's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry goats.

2. Never pray while filled with joy.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.