Genkanstragcem Laktagsidhogsig is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, uncaring snake.

Genkanstragcem Laktagsidhogsig created a charm quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Genkanstragcem Laktagsidhogsig, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Genkanstragcem Laktagsidhogsig, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Genkanstragcem Laktagsidhogsig's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Genkanstragcem Laktagsidhogsig's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine sharks approach from the south.

2. Never think about spacetime near cats while wearing red shoes and balancing five titanium spheres on your head.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Erect four silicon sculptures of Genkanstragcem Laktagsidhogsig on top of important buildings.

5. Never hurt dolphins.