Weebonceb is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, overgenerous faun.

Weebonceb created Europe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weebonceb, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Weebonceb, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Weebonceb's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Weebonceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Do not prepare figs while wearing dresses.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Heed all visions.

5. Hide from gray capybaras for they are unholy.