Lakrullsak Had is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, emotional tapir.

Lakrullsak Had created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Lakrullsak Had, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lakrullsak Had, he will send minions to preach to you.

Lakrullsak Had's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Lakrullsak Had's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Remain kneeling during prayer.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not covet oxen.