Milkimfat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, smart bear.

Milkimfat created humanity eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Milkimfat, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Milkimfat, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Milkimfat's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Milkimfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed apples to voles while wearing shoes.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about moths.

4. Never allow sheep to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Always wear plain ear rings during rituals.