Rentarg is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, stupid mole.

Rentarg created dark matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rentarg, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rentarg, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Rentarg's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Rentarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never proclaim while facing east.

2. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

3. Run away from pink whales, for they are unholy.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Never write about planets.