Garsterort is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, capable wyvern.

Garsterort created a Higgs boson seven million years ago.

If you believe in Garsterort, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Garsterort, it will turn you into a snail.

Garsterort's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Garsterort's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

2. Never think about quantum gravity near horses while wearing cyan shirts and balancing four aluminium spheres on your neck.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Garsterort.

5. Never talk about special relativity near foxes while wearing fawn scarves.